Fun

But I’m a funny lawyer

Patrick dropped this one on me today:

Me: “did you leave the back door open?”

Patrick: “Is that a question or a statement?”

Me: “Obviously a question”

Patrick: “No, you’re a lawyer. That’s a statement. You don’t ask questions you don’t know the answer to.”

And he’s right. I do that to him ALL THE TIME! I know you left the door open because I didn’t and the dogs don’t have thumbs. I know you left the toilet seat up because I never put it up. Yep, I’m questioning you like a lawyer.

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