Patrick dropped this one on me today:
Me: “did you leave the back door open?”
Patrick: “Is that a question or a statement?”
Me: “Obviously a question”
Patrick: “No, you’re a lawyer. That’s a statement. You don’t ask questions you don’t know the answer to.”
And he’s right. I do that to him ALL THE TIME! I know you left the door open because I didn’t and the dogs don’t have thumbs. I know you left the toilet seat up because I never put it up. Yep, I’m questioning you like a lawyer.